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Somewhere between a David Attenborough nature documentary, an after school special, and a juicy blue lesbian drama, A Cougar In Mother's Garden is a must-see documentary which chronicles the mating habits of the MILF and the cougar in their natural habitat. With narration by acclaimed naturalist Dingus Khan, we examine the complicated courtship rituals of our chosen specimens with a series of highly advanced hidden cameras. We follow our subjects from the hunt, to first meeting, and to the MILF guiding the cougar into her temporarily empty nest for a mid-day tryst, highlighting all the risks these beautiful, social creatures accept in their pursuit of connection, pleasure, and the satisfaction of the experience.