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You can't hit a homerun each time-any playa, ball or otherwise, will tell you that. Here it's the same, but in over three hours it would be nothing short of a miracle if you didn't find a couple of duds among the diamonds. That said, diamonds here shine so bright they could blind you, in a freakishly HOT feature film that showcases not five, not ten, but nineteen sexual deviants that can't wait to get it on-and get it off- for the camera.