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There's a lot of bad press about Bush today, but don't believe it! You have to stay the course and join us in the fight to rid the world of the evil pussy shavers. Sure, these cunts are hairy enough to hide a small army in, but we sent in our team of inspectors and they all reported back with big smiles on their faces. You don't need a Congressional committee to show you, just watch them in action here and see for yourself. It may be the only time you'll get to say you're Pro-Bush!