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HE WOKE UP TO DEFLATING NEWS /// MONDAYMONDAY

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/// MISSION BRIEFING

A pensioner wakes up to discover his local council are turning him into a coffee shop.

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STATUS: PENDING

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Field Notes / Observations

Active Personnel

Michael Redmond

Melissa Collier

The Mayor

Juliet Knight

Kitty

Michael Muyunda

Charles

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