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Men would suck cock in a heart beat. But studies have shown that an ingrained fear of opening wide goes back to primal experiences in the dental chair, when to do so, meant having your young molars drilled into a world of cruel pain. Why this doesn't affect women the same way is irrelevant to a good anecdote. In any event, we're happy to report that men can be re-programmed to short circuit those old mental bogeymen. You'll see this story reported on one of the major news networks, but for now, the scoop is yours first hand. Say, ahhhhhh.