/// MISSION BRIEFING

Greetings, future minions! Now that you have completely absorbed the hypnotic message on my first home video release You WILL Buy This Video! (if you have not, DO SO NOW!), it is time for you to follow me in my ultimate quest - that of WORLD DOMINATION! I have prepared this TOP-SECRET informational video in which my partner Pinky (Narf!) and I travel the globe and explore its wonders. From Russia to London to Switzerland to Japan, we survey the terrain which shall soon be mine!