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MONDAY

MONDAY

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© 2025 PROJECT_MONDAY /// BUILD_V.1.0 /// ADMIN

1H 48M

★ 6.0

poster

Comedy

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Operatives of the Priory of Semen discover that Leonardo da Vinci painted the Mona Lisa using his own sperm. These keepers of the truth fuck in the name of art and kill anyone who gets in their way.

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STATUS: PENDING

Parametric Score (0-100)

0/100

Field Notes / Observations

Active Personnel

Haley Paige

Haley Paige

Det. Jane Rosello

Missy Monroe

Missy Monroe

Dr. Nadia Saint

Michelle Maylene

Michelle Maylene

Cult Girl

Eva Angelina

Eva Angelina

Prioress

Adel Miller

Ice Cream Girl

Tory Lane

Tory Lane

Hooker

Charlotte Stokely

Charlotte Stokely

School Girl #1

Jasmine Tame

Jasmine Tame

School Girl #2

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